@Jeffwni: Snail 1: Are you male or female?
Snail 2: Yes
Snail 1: Me too!
[they kiss passionately]
@Xalqee: If the object of having a few drinks is to " Take the edge off", then I'm Spherical
@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.
@flashember: ME: I have so many questions
ME: Exactly lol
ME: Yeah so-
ME: You only say sooth eh
S: *nods* sooth
@CornOnTheGoblin: [bar trivia night] and remember no using your phones unless it's an emergency
me: [five minutes later] hello 911? are butterflies insects?
@ThisHotGarbage: If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors, and Hey, All of them got laid.