@noog: Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.
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@hazelmotes1: Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now.
@taylortomlinson: I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly
@Spaziotwat: My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet.