@thenatewolf: Snakes can't win. They use the sidewalk and everyone screams, they stick to the grass and they're playing into hurtful stereotypes.
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@AimeeHelene1: I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone.
@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.