@fro_vo: Snap: i'm snap
Crackle: i'm crackle
Dad: hi snap and crackle i'm pop
@Reverend_Scott: Elephant 911: What's ur em-
Elephant 911: WHERE
Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE
[table breaking noises]
@Home_Halfway: [Enter Password]
[Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]
@ericsshadow: How many feet away from a tragedy do you need to be before its ok to snack?
@iwearaonesie: wife *feels bad for feeding the kids chicken nuggets 3 times this week*
kids: THIS IS THE BEST WEEK OF OUR LIVES!