@fro_vo: Snap: i'm snap
Crackle: i'm crackle
Dad: hi snap and crackle i'm pop
@JohnLyonTweets: "I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor," Holmes said. "You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm."
@CanadianCyn: The garbage man is late.
I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
@tigersgoroooar: Long, satanic walks on the beach.
@CheetoBandito77: According to MyFitnessPal, I have been dead for 6 weeks.
@AndrewNadeau0: RIVERS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES & ALL WHO PLOTTED AGAINST ME WILL KNOW A FEAR-oh never mind my keys were in my other pocket