@fro_vo: Snap: i'm snap
Crackle: i'm crackle
Dad: hi snap and crackle i'm pop
@KeetPotato: priest: "does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"
me: "SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"
priest: [slowly closes bible]
@amazymay72x: sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card.
whos laughing now?
@Cheeseboy22: It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
@Caissie: I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, "Guacamole is NO OBJECT!"
@JustHadOneJob: Roger sounds like my kind of guy.