@thenatewolf: Sneaky? Dude, I got two handfuls of soup into a movie theater once.
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@the_tsai_guy: If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake.
@WilliamAder: Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through.
@MeemawKate: "Are you still watching?" Yes, Netflix. I didn't magically get my shit together in the last three hours.
@the_gramble: Can someone who is good with computers help me out? I keep running out of storage space for some reason