@thenatewolf: Sneaky? Dude, I got two handfuls of soup into a movie theater once.
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@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.
@DevilryFun: I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store.
@KalvinMacleod: SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M: I would have went with manchine S: *crushes test tube*
@bush_piglet: Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo