@BoomBoomBetty: [sneezes and shoots my tampon out so hard it sets off another false missle alarm in Hawaii]
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@KayLee_CPT: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)
@DaddyJew: [job interview] What's your biggest weakness? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Sorry about that. Questions, definitely questions.
@Ygrene: [McDonald's drive thru] Me: One burger pls Drive Thru: Ok one murder got it Me: Ha what (In a flash, Grimace is ripping the door off my car)