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@murrman5: *sniffs date's hair*
[later on in ambulance]
"no, it's my fault for not mentioning I'm allergic to japanese cherry blossoms"

*sniffs date’s hair*
[later on in ambulance]
“no, it’s my fault for not mentioning I’m allergic to japanese cherry blossoms”

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