@CroweJam: Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.
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@KalvinMacleod: DETECTIVE: what do you think killed these two birds? ME: [picking up the only stone near their bodies] idk maybe the bird flu.
@fujichia: - much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7
@Just__J0: [Text] 18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?! Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?
@KalvinMacleod: [funeral] WIFE: remember, don't be stupid ME: *to widow* I'm sorry u lost your husband WIDOW: thank you ME: do u want me to go look for him