@NervousJr: Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: 90% of parenting a little girl is chasing her around the house with a hair brush and a ponytail holder.
@Shock_Monster: I swear to holy hell, Aunt Pat, I would rather lick a midget's taint than accept your invitation to play Lucky Slots.
@NYC_Blonde: Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!
@JaneBadall: Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too.