@NervousJr: Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
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@boring_as_heck: The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like "Ok but only if you're racist too."
@JohnHilsen: Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday.
@kathybotteas: Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. Now they're like "That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."