@lildandeli0n: [Gets Twitter error: "Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong"]
I know Twitter, I know.
That's why I'm here.
@EndhooS: [Watching boxing]
Sure bro, I watch boxing all the ti- HEY DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?! HE JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!
@Wine_Honey1: Questioning me about stupid things like why there’s a wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house.
@DCpierson: MOST RESTAURANTS:
Waiter: "Have you dined with us before?"
You: "No."
Waiter: "Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)"
@theekillerqueen: I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids.
5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor.
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