@EtobicokeErnie: My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting.

@Faceyspace: My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out.

@whereami18: Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since.

@MmeJey: Sliding my tongue in every hole not breaking eye contact with deli clerk is why they kicked me out & won't let me buy Swiss cheese anymore.

@Mr_Kapowski: Debra is short for Debrassiere