@LoveNLunchmeat: Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@murrman5: [senses date is losing interest in me] "my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"
@SuperJuanderer: [cats on a date in a fancy restaurant] Male: I can't decide if I want tuna or the salmon. Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table