@brentcetera: SO AFTER I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND DIE. ANYWAY MY NAME’S TOM AND I’LL BE YOUR TANDEM PARACHUTE PARTNER
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@DamienFahey: I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.
@ninjadinosaur1: I'm pretty sure there isn't a single Australian animal that wouldn't look good in a top hat.
@SteveKoehler22: Top five movies that could easily have been about @ 'ers : -Alien -Psycho -Raging Bull -Close Encounters -One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
@AmishPornStar1: Seriously joggers?! You're gonna run and carry on a conversation at the same time? And I'm all outta breath just finishing this McMuffin!!!