@andylassner: So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?
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@Jay_FrickinLynn: Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching. God: Alright, but wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't reach their backs?
@Cheeseboy22: I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
@notacroc: Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA