@hero_ofthenight: So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.
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@KalvinMacleod: ME: you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat CAT: that's awful why would they say that? ME: really? CAT: *dies*
@NurseMurderer: If a party with all dudes is called a "sausage fest", I request that we start calling all girl parties "taco time".
@sucittaM: Tell the guy at the first drive-thru window that you want the guy at the second window to throw your food into the car without you stopping.
@FancyNancyAnn: I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.