@Kauaibride: so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.
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@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@caliraingirl: Everyone should have that "tester" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have.
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.