@Kauaibride: so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.
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@TakeItFromUsPR: Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!
@rockymomax: [on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know
@bingowings14: Snail cop: So tell me about the sloth that attacked you. Snail: It all happened so fast.
@TheIronSherk: Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries.