@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot
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@thenatewolf: Me: goodnight kids Kids: goodnight dad Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT
@gavinpivott: My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?
@rickolantern: When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe