@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot
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@mejustbeth: Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question.
@FknVancouver: My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think he borrows it while I'm asleep
@JimGaffigan: GOALS FOR MORNING: Run Clean up Hang w/ kids Workout Write Get organized Respond to emails Return calls SO FAR: Wrote this About to nap
@DelanieFischer: Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work.