@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot
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@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
@PinkCamoTO: Me: I hate people. H: I challenge you to say something positive. Me: I'm positive I hate people.
@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.