@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot
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@moose_chocolate: I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Sorry, cancer kids. Our prayers are going elsewhere. RT @KimKardashian: So scared I'm not gonna make my flight to Australia! Pray I make it!