@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot
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@Beardson: There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* "Airline fracture"
@GodlessUtopia: "I'm not usually religious, but..." - Dan Mintz #LGBT #gayrights #equality #atheist #ReligiousFreedom . .
@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.