@netw3rk: so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it
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@lovemydogduck: My Phone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" and I sent it anyways
@Sweet_Leafs_: I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
@TheDairylandDon: To avoid small talk with neighbors I've taken to checking the mail in the middle of the night like some kinda raccoon with bills.