@netw3rk: so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it
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@robfee: I call bs on the Ninja Turtles having those ripped abs. No way you could do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me Ive tried.
@InternetHippo: Pokémon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere
@AwsomeHairDay: If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google.