@PaulyPeligroso: So baby Jesus grows up to be Santa or...
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@thinkingparsnip: *DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him.
@PlainTravis: I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, "Where we're going, we don't need roads."
@bottlerocket: A guy just made fun of me for buying wine coolers at the store. I'm wearing crocs with socks and that's what you're going to make fun of?