@Dutch_50: So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
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@fro_vo: ENTER PASSWORD password YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO LITERAL PLEASE TRY AGAIN again ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
@jakob_huber: Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise* Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough
@TheGladStork: Sorry I panicked and told your kids that Santa is able to visit every house in one night because he does meth.
@daemonic3: [cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs