@semple42: So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account.
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@RandomManik: GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, "I care for you. Don't do this". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF.
@SteveOHellNo: People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy.
@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth