@semple42: So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account.
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@Lazer_Cat_: Look grandma. You told me to bring something to the wake. If you meant a casserole, you should have said so. Now help me load this drum kit.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
@pattymo: "And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046