@JustinGuarini: So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids
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@scharpling: In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE.
@ElliotHetherton: Me: I got mugged today Friend: you should tell the police [later] Sting: there is literally nothing I can do to help you
@cornlog: So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday.