@Tmoney68: So, Facebook is celebrating its 10th birthday. What do you buy for the social media app that makes you hate everyone?
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@juliussharpe: At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one.
@djdarrellripley: Me: HOLY SHIT! We've been robbed! Her: Oh No! Are you calling the police? Me: (Sigh) No, I'm calling the burglars to congratulate them..
@rzarosco: "We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist
@Jenny4ashley: I love the compliments my boss gives like "wow you're on time today" and "great job ignoring dress code again".