@MisfitMuse: So far, I've gotten away with passing as an adult again today.
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@TheAlexNevil: Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going.
@khook32: Skinny friend: Bananas are super high in sugar. Why would you eat them if you want to lose weight? Me: Good point. *Grabs Kit Kat
@Izianikapani: Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs.
@LostInMyWorld97: Dog tried taking me for a run. I wasn't having it. I made her drag me the whole time.