@SteveAmiri: So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director.
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@Gupton68: Me: Excuse me Waiter: Yes? M: The wine’s corked W: This is Holy Communion, the wine’s blessed M: And the breadsticks are stale. I want to see the manager *gets struck by lightning
@jwoodham: Just once I'd like to see a celebrity show up to the red carpet in jeans and be like, "Oh, was this today? I was just in the neighborhood."
@LeBearGirdle: Me: I think my computer's broken Boss: just give it to the IT guy Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck