@SteveAmiri: So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director.
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@SamGirlSunday: If Kim Kardashian & Snooki were drowning & I could only save one, I'd have a hard time deciding whether to make a sandwich or take a nap.
@Mr_Kapowski: I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed
@CraigBanksArt: Dear #Athiests Evolution could never design and create a machine that consumes scraps and produces bacon
@LOUD_Thoughts_: I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.