@SteveAmiri: So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director.
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@kelkulus: All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese.
@donni: CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly
@MableGertrude: I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese.