@mommy_cusses: So funny how "go to sleep" and "do parkour" sound exactly the same to kids.
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@4Anno: I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
@ladybroseph: *drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*
@MeetingBoy: "A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat." I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email.