@mommy_cusses: So funny how "go to sleep" and "do parkour" sound exactly the same to kids.
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@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Dad, can you make the rain go away? Me: Someone more powerful than me controls the weather. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Mom?
@XplodingUnicorn: Cop: You were going 30 over the speed limit Me: Are you sure about that? *gives him a handful of Cheez-Its* Cop: Have a nice day, sir.