@mommy_cusses: So funny how "go to sleep" and "do parkour" sound exactly the same to kids.
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@MrsJekyllsHyde: Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer