@mommy_cusses: So funny how "go to sleep" and "do parkour" sound exactly the same to kids.
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@fluffysuse: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
@KeetPotato: wife: we should go before you saying something stupid me: ok wife: [to widow] lovely funeral service me: yeah lets do this again sometime
@ddsmidt: When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text.