@Thing_Finder: So glad I don't subtweet like SOME PEOPLE.
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@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@kelkulus: Whichever marketing genius created the "Kim Kardashian Kollection" must not know much about history or acronyms.