@Robert_Beau: So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
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@PeaceInTruth1: I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.
@Home_Halfway: HER: I like talking during sex, but I can't stand it when you narrate the whole thing ME: As she complains, I begin removing my pants slowly
@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.