@Robert_Beau: So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
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@wesleybordelon: Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section.
@LeahPeah4: From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,
@DustinAHarkins: One time I called my teacher "mom" and she looked so confused and said "I'm not your mom." It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward.