@TheRolo: So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Spaziotwat: Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!
@sofarrsogud: Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one.
@BillFienberg: Whenever my girlfriend and I share a meal, I let her have the first bite because I'm a gentleman. Also, to see if it's been poisoned.
@PoliceBadBoy: Looking for someone to do the heavy lifting when I need a body buried... ~ No weirdos