@TheRolo: So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS.
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@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
@LuckyToken1: Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?
@TheMichaelRock: Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?