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@Kyle1092: So I neutered my car yesterday

"You, what?"

Neutered my car

"..."

It's another word for fixed

"I wish I never gave you that thesaurus"

So I neutered my car yesterday

“You, what?”

Neutered my car

“…”

It’s another word for fixed

“I wish I never gave you that thesaurus”

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