@Andrea__B__: So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons
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@liv_thatsme: We desperately need something to unite humanity. No, not love or compassion. I'm talking about a full scale alien attack.
@NotThatKevin: I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty...
@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?" "Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@trevso_electric: Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?