@GreGooglyMoogly: So if something's not "unique" then it's just "ique," right?
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@ieatanddrink: If I'm on a date and can't think of anything to say I just make it look like I'm busy trying to figure out what a smell on my fingers is
@CornOnTheGoblin: Optimus Prime: so it's settled. I'll be a huge cool truck, Bumblebee you're a camaro. Any questions? [Dan the station wagon raises his hand]
@bobvulfov: im gonna have a productive weekend *watches 3 seasons of a show* *organizes shirts by softness* *naps 5 times* ugh i never have enough time