@hatehug: So inspired right now.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.
@kelkulus: Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling.
@electrolemon: i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges. and we need an amount, not just "all the money you got"