@MikeRider24: So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
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@benicus_rex: The barber asked me "do u have any kids" & I said "I do not, no" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said "I do not know"
@psybermonkey: Me (standing in front of mirror): bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary Cop on other side: what is he doing