@GaryJanetti: So is the Pope like... single now?
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@Breadery: Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden.
@desi_princess: Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars.
@vexroid: This restaurant should really be giving me a discount for ordering carryout and not bringing my kids inside.
@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free