@GaryJanetti: So is the Pope like... single now?
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@ieatanddrink: I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials
@robdelaney: If you see someone over the age of 9 wearing sweatpants, pull them aside & say "Friend, you're wearing sweatpants." They might not know.
@UNTRESOR: You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,