@EliBraden: "So, is there a MRS. A-Z?" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz
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@Matt_The_1st: Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one
@NaaN_Conformist: Don't hate on Americans for not learning a foreign language. Hate on Americans for not learning English.
@AngryRaccoon2: (At concert) EVERYBODY ON YOUR FEET!! Me: Not a chance WAVE YOUR ARMS!! Me: Ridiculous OKAY YOU GUYS SING!! Me: WHOSE CONCERT IS THIS?