@EliBraden: "So, is there a MRS. A-Z?" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz
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@isabelzawtun: Is there any rejection more humiliating than when you try to tickle someone and it doesn't work
@AmericanGent69: Me having sex is like bungee jumping. It's either amazing, or someone gets seriously injured. There is no in between.
@jazmasta: By DAY he's just a regular accountant. But at NIGHT he becomes a trash ravaging raccoon... "Raccountant".. Coming this fall on Fox