@EliBraden: "So, is there a MRS. A-Z?" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz
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@NightValeRadio: I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static.
@rickkondell: I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
@Vodkantots: Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works.