@EliBraden: "So, is there a MRS. A-Z?" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz
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@phaggots: "Paper or plastic?" Sorry i have a boyfriend "Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-" I think we should just be friends
@ehchinoo: Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard
@WilliamAder: Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about.