@HatfieldAnne: So it turns out we were both wrong, but the important thing to remember is you were more wrong.
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@TheToddWilliams: "Nothing is certain, except death and taxis." Don't you mean "ta-- *gets run over by a cab*
@aspiringtoucan: god: call them deer angel: ok. what do they look like god: eh pretty normal angel: ok god: [suddenly] put a tree on its face
@fishbowel: Executioner: say your last words Me: your last words Executioner: I’m gonna enjoy this one
@TaylorComedy: It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :(