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@SortaBad: "So it's agreed? If we're both single at age 40 we're doing this?"

Yes. If we're alone at 40, we're getting matching racecar beds

“So it’s agreed? If we’re both single at age 40 we’re doing this?”

Yes. If we’re alone at 40, we’re getting matching racecar beds

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