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@_davidlucas_: So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up.

But when I do it, I'm "antisocial".

I call bullshit.

So it’s okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. 

But when I do it, I’m “antisocial”. 

I call bullshit.

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