@RadioShorty: So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!
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@divatulips: Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't.
@Playing_Dad: Body: *sharp abdominal pain* Me: Oh, God. Is that cancer? I bet it's cancer. Body: Are you gonna go to the doctor? If you're worried it's cancer let's go get it checked out. Me: No, I'm good.
@Beesthegame: Man: I'd like an order of buffalo wings Bartender: sorry, we don't serve food here *a sandwich that just walked in flips a table and leaves*