@dril: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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@nwntwrth: a gang that's all undercover cops but they all think they're the only undercover cop in the gang
@d2BMcG: I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk
@iFluff8: Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance.