@illiter8too: So many athletes thank god for their wins, but I want to see athletes who angrily curse god when they lose.
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@Marlebean: Its crucial to teach your kids life lessons at home each day Today's lesson is: If you like your life DO NOT WAKE MOMMY UP AT 6AM EVER AGAIN
@jctwritesstuff: Me: So anyway, I don't know why people think LSD is so weird. Three-legged, bright pink Griffin: I know, right? Me: I like your top hat.
@halloweenbears: If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like "yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph," literally nobody will know theyre fake