@TheTweetOfGod: So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence.
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@BritishNicx: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches.
@krakkenlackin: "You are what you eat" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance
@AngelaEhh: If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?