@68Cly29: So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea
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@xLiserx: My adult coloring book is filled with pictures of people paying bills, washing dishes, & tugging at their belly fat in front of the mirror.
@KrispyTacoBelle: High maintenance? Is that when you get stoned and fix random shit around the house?
@Jessdaisy: Being in your 40's is playing a constant game of, why does this hurt? Is the color of this ok? Where did this hair come from?
@XGroverX: Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!