@68Cly29: So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea
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@RandomAntics: Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious.
@kelkulus: Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker.