@CMFC99: So me and my demons are gonna have a few bloody mary's and see where the day takes us. Would you and your demons like to tag along?
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@funnyordie: Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.
@AimeeHelene1: Over all these years, you'd think I'd remember how important the "L" in clock is...especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad's.
@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.
@CliffDuffy: Becky on Facebook is having a bad hair day and wonders if anything will ever go right. Be strong Becky, be strong. Also shut up.