@shutupmikeginn: So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed.
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@Freudianscript: I'll never be accused of talking behind someone's back, because that would involve talking to people.
@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.
@NYC_Blonde: If you say "I don't feel good" and a pregnant woman says "Me neither," DO NOT respond with "Yeah, but you chose this for yourself..."