@pmclellan: So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network.
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@stephenjmolloy: Job interviewer: What are your strengths? Me: Is the next question going to be about weaknesses? JI: Yes. Me: I'm very perceptive.