@Brentweets: So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything
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@Zwolf666: Stephen Hawking's worn out two pair of shoes since the last time my co-worker said something intelligent.
@ruinedpicnic: [checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY
@usermcuserface: If i was going to rob someone I'd wear a fanny pack, jorts, and crocs. Nobody would believe them.