@JosesLovesYou: So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the wrong face?"
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@junejuly12: I have way too much responsibility for someone who still isn’t sure if 12pm is noon or midnight.
@Cyd10e: Old men's pants creep higher & higher up their waist into their armpits. At the end of their lives they're just a pair of pants with a head.
@Humor_Fetish: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.