@haleysfalling: so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i "need to put my hospital gown on the right way"
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@bazecraze: The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like.
@AimByWhiskey: My home security system is a nerf sword by the door. My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher.
@SummerRay: Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack