@haleysfalling: so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i "need to put my hospital gown on the right way"
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@kelkulus: It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs.
@Slims_Ramblings: Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first.
@Leemanish: FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!