@Jay_FrickinLynn: ME: I fell in the shower.
HIM: Send pics
@jonnysun: starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes
@KalvinMacleod: How to determine what party to vote for:
1) Calculate income
2) Divide by number of dependents
3) Subtract age
4) Download Game of War
@caithuls: DATE: So tell me about yourself
ME: My brain sturdy like large oak table
DATE: Ok
@gerryhatric: Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake.
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